About the RayField

A Big Beautiful News Site. I have to say, we did a great, great job. Everybody’s talking about it. Nobody thought it was possible to build a Site like this. It’s never been done before, but we got the job done and we did a tremendous job. That I can tell you. Everyone is now saying, its the best news site ever built, in the whole world. That’s just what I had heard. You are gonna love it, It’s going to be amazing. Believe me. – Ray Fields

About Ray Fields – Who Is Ray Fields?

A stunningly dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing stone. He translates ethnic slurs for refugees, writes award-winning operas, and manages time with incredible efficiency. Occasionally, treads water for three days in a row.

Woos women with sensuous and godlike trombone playing, Rides bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and cooks Thirty-Minute cookies in twenty minutes. An expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, he single-highhandedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants.

He plays bluegrass cello, and is the subject of numerous documentaries. On Wednesdays, after work, he repairs electrical appliances free of charge.

Additionally, an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over his original line of corduroy evening-wear.

He has never perspired.

He is a private citizen, yet receives fan mail. He has been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer he toured Albania with a travelling centrifugal-force demonstration.

His deft floral arrangements have earned him fame in international botany circles.

Children trust him.

He once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening.

Stunningly he knows the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. He has performed several covert operations. He sleeps only once a week; when he does sleep, he sleeps standing at attention.

The laws of physics do not apply to him.

He balances, weaves, dodges, frolics, and his bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, he participate in full-contact golf. Years ago he discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.

He has won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. He played Hamlet, performed open-heart surgery, and has spoken with Elvis.


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